Johnny cash stuck in purgatory because he still wants to be man in black

Late country music star and author of “Cash: the life story of Johnny cash by Johnny Cash” Johnny cash has been trapped in purgatory for failing to follow the dress code. The Holy Spirit, part of the trilogy and head of the legal team in heaven, said, “It’s quite simple. We are going for a kind of look here, white or creamy pastel colours. Johnny wearing black would simply balls up the look.


Johnny was unrepentant last night though “I can’t say hi I’m Johnny cash, man in light beige. All the saints would laugh”.


Legal proceedings are going badly though as there are no lawyers in anywhere but Hell. Johnny cash is consulting a failed law student who was killed in a bizarre monkey related accident before passing the bar and therefore wasn’t entitled to go straight to hell.

Johnny cash is 78 and dead.


THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN AND SUBMITTED BY GUEST CONTRIBUTOR & STAND UP COMIC, PAUL SAVAGE, AGED 24 OF WOLVERHAMPTON. EDITED BY MATTHEW TURNER.